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Cabin in the Woods rant

 

 Hello my peeps!! Let us talk about the self-paroding Cabin in the Woods. What is Cabin in the Woods, you ask? How dare you not know what Cabin in the Woods is? Sam Raimi should visit your home and cocock you right upside the head. Slaps Whoops, there he goes! It was a hit and run! Now, go watch it! If you have watched it, Great!! Then you’ll know what I’m talking about. I would beware of SPOILERS!!!

 

Now do not get me wrong, in any of this. I love CitW, I think it’s ingenious, funny, and creative. However, there are a few things I’d like to talk about.

 

ONE: The gods. Why are the gods horror fans? Why do they NEED to have people sacrificed to them in a horror genre movie way? This doesn’t make sense. Also, a Gods’ power is not just from fear, it comes from love and worship. So, these gods would have busted out of their prison years ago, depending on how long they had been ‘captured’. They also wouldn’t have busted out and went on a murdering rampage. There goes all their sacrifices and fuel to their power. Not smart. So, no point. Yet, unique and creative. So I’ll give em a pass.

 

TWO: The gas. They have a heavy reliance on the gas. I mean seriously they could have flucked everything up just by using this mind altering substance. Which they have already somehow injected characteristic changing chemicals into the characters anyway. So, why add more? What if one of the wrong people had gotten the wrong chemical and this inadvertently messed up the orders of death?

 

THREE: How did they get those supernatural beings? Did they engineer them? Catch them? I wanna know about them! There is even a unicorn! WTF?! Unicorns aren’t going to work like that.

 

FOUR: Why does every country in the world have to participate if only one set of sacrifices actually counts? More chances I guess. But this brings up my next point.

 

FIVE: If every country in the world participates….HOW DOES EVERYONE FAIL AT THE SAME TIME?! That doesn’t even make sense. That goes against statistical reasoning/logic. There’d be at least one success everytime. Also, I’d like to know how all of the other countries horror films went down for their sacrifices.

 

SIX: If they need 5 specific sacrifices….why don’t they just get those specific sacrifices instead of chemically altering them? I mean they took some pretty non stereotypical kids and killed them, when they could have done a great service to the society. Especially since they want a virgin sacrifice for one of them, but she’s not a virgin at all. Why does this even count?

 

SEVEN: Why does the really smart guy that is realizing what is going on, have to be a pothead? I have nothing against people that smoke it or like pot. I do not use it personally, but that’s my preference. However, it seems like everyone that is a pothead is a genius. Great breaking the stereotype however, now the smart, analytical, and theorist pothead is the new stereotype. Why not just play the smart guy straight? Instead of making him flawed by giving him drugs to do. Nice tip of the hat to Sherlock Holmes though. Why do all of the smart people actually have to have a flaw such as they are insane or doing drugs? Can’t they just be smart and human on their own? I’ve seen real life people accomplish this.

 

EIGHT: The mother flipping Harbinger! What is this guys deal? If he is there as an actor trying to accomplish these kids’ deaths, why does he give hints that they should turn around?! HOW DOES THIS MAKE SENSE?! You want these kids to die! If they would have turned back, your plans would be flucked! ALL BECAUSE OF THIS HARBINGER! That you placed there government! You had one job! As the gov’t goes they should know how to kill people in a smarter way then this…just saying.

 

As always thanks for taking time out of your day to read my pointless post! So what do you think about my points? What do you think of the movie? Comment below to let me know! Toodles!

 

Openly Yours,

 

DanniDarkness. 

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Hiatus break

 

 Greetings readers! I know, once again I was on hiatus. Apologies. There hasn’t been much to tell. I mean besides my mother’s new relationship fell through (shocker). That’s really not anything big. I had my predictions after she left my step-dad and they came true.

I did get some new Godzilla movies. I’ll let you know how that turns out when I watch them again. I couldn’t analyzed or review without the access to internet being on spring break. Anyway, just a lot of stress lately with trying to transfer to another college and taxes. Speaking of which filing taxes was SO MUCH FUN!!! NOT!!!!!!!!!! I got $60 back from Fed., and got to pay in $150 for State!!! WTF?! I am a poor….underline that….poor….college student! What the ever living Hella?! Oh and on top of that since I was e-filing I had to pay an extra $30 dollars for sending them into the flucking state! So that is $180 I shelled out for taxes. That flucking sucked! Besides that though I have to pay mother $200 for insurance and $500 for books this coming summer for school. HUZZAH! Shelling out money that I don’t even have. How wonderful is that? On top of all this; I need a new computer, and the only one I will settle for is $1,500 with anti-virus, Microsoft office, student 2014 (3), and warranty. Even better.

Not to mention food, clothing, shoes, necessities, gas, and rent. Someone please find me a job? I have been trying and trying and trying, yet nothing. I just love my life.

 

Also, yesterday was saint Patrick’s day. I hate Saint Patrick’s day, seriously it’s a waist of time and an insult to celebrate. Especially for me. I really don’t get why American celebrate it anyway? We had nothing to do with it. The action that caused this holiday didn’t happen on American soil. And wouldn’t peoples families that got chased out from Ireland (the ones that survived anyway) wouldn’t they hate Saint Patrick’s day? That is a big reason why I don’t like Saint Patrick’s day is because a large potion of my family got chased out of Ireland. Why? Because they were the so called “pagans”. Saint Patrick my arse. He’s no saint he’s a murderer and he shouldn’t be celebrated.

 

Anyway, that is about all I’ve got for tonight. I’ll try to be more frequent with my postings. Toodles.

 

 

Openly yours,

 

 

DanniDarkness. 

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Black Swan Commentary

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Alright all my readers it’s once again the weekend and you know what time it is….well you probably don’t, but usually it means it’s movie time. Which means time for commentary during: Black Swan. Let’s do this thing!

-Oh look such a graceful standing in dancer

-OMM! It’s starring Nota Playtapus!

-That dress looks like a plastic bag

-Thanks for spoilers guys. Seriously the entire opening is one big foreshadowing

-Oh! She’s having a vision! I get it

-Fly fly swan fly fly!

-What’s with the Shirley Temple room? (RIP Shirley Temple)

-Pushy mean mother much?

-Clingy mother much?

-I can see I am going to have an issue with the mother

-Oh shllit she’s seeing herself in a black outfit

-Why shaky cam guys? This isn’t a found footage movie nor action

-Dang blitchy dancers cliche

-Mima Cutties!

-Destroying new shoes?

-I’m confused about the shoes motif

-Nota Platypus can’t relax. Tight wad much?

-Impress time…for creepy curly head master

-Why’s he gotta wear a scarf inside?

-Why are they doing this one move over and over again?

-Practicing while sitting down

-it looks like a really cold hallway

-Winona Ryder? Why are you in this movie? And not the star? 🙁

-Creeping on a dressing room? This is one creepy child

-She just stole someone elses lipstick

-Girl do you know where that’s been?

-And Twirly Twirly Twirly Stop

-Oh wow Nota Platypus can’t seduce people, shocker.

-Mumble Cuteness is over confident

-Yay ballerina pucking?

-Oh look Mommy dearest is calling

-Great hallucinations again the only interesting part

-if it wasn’t Nota Platypus she was seeing

-And she’s a cry baby great

-There has to be a reason for the way they dress

-DANG! Split toe nail, they torture themselves

-Oh great mother forced her into ballet

-Controlling mother trying to live her life through her 30 year old daughter

-Now she’s putting on that someone elses lipstick, ick.

-OH GODS! Here comes the creepy

-She doesn’t loose herself, because she’s insane!

-3…2…1…and theres the kiss facepalm

-misunderstanding cliché

-now everyone likes her?

-Oh surprise surprise she got picked for Swan Queen

-What’s with the huge mirrors in the hallway

-OH GODS Nota Platypus pictures are everywhere!!!

-Scratches?

-CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Oh shlit she pissed off mommy dearest

-Talk about mental abuse

-Um never in my life have I ever wanted to see Nota Platypus nipples. NEVER EVER!

-Now her failing at the black swan again

-Miniture Cuteness is trying to take her spot! But probably isn’t….or is she

-Yay, flowers?

-Yay, party?

-What’s with all the close ups?

-Can I please see the scenery?

-Whoohoo Winona Ryder!

-His little princess? Something went on there

-Mutter Clueless laughs

-Hang nail…of death!

-HALLUCINATIONS!!!!

-Cute dress?

-Mutiny Cuntness being nice

-Producer wants to get down her pants

-Creepy winged statue….IT’S A WEEPING ANGLE RUN!!!!!!!!!!!

-Winona Ryder being creepy (frigged girl line burn)

-Really is a cute dress

-He really wants to get down pants

-She’s not a virgin (she’s lying)

-Personal question awkwardness

-“Go home and touch herself?”

-Oh yeah he wanted all of her to himself

-Mother won’t even let her have earrings

-Mother being mean cutting off her finger nails. Saying she has a disgusting habit

-Really? She’s touching herself?

-most stupid pleasure face i’ve ever seen

-um what is she doing

-MOTHER IN THE ROOM!!!

-Oh good she’s asleep

-Fake tears about Winona being in the hospital.

-Dude has beak nose

– “It IS Nota Platypuses moment”

-This guy really wants her, he’s trying everything

-Daw Nota Platypus brought Winona flowers

fixing up her dressing room

please tell me you are going to beat your mothers head in with that bar?

Mother was crying

Yelling at Platypus for failing at black swan

Oh wow, ballerinas have massage therapists?

Yelling in 3…2…1…well not yellling but insulting her about guys not wanting to have sex with her

Producer seducing her while dancing

Now he’s kissing her and they are making out?

She needs to seduce people?

Mute Klutzy and Nota Platypus try to bond

Really again with the masturbation scenes? I really never wanted to see this.

Now she’s hallucinating more, she looks more interesting as a hallucination than as herself

Dude Producer is harsh, but he’s right.

Someone needs to beat some of the dancers butts

Oooh cat fight the most interesting part so far

Ick old man being vulgar

Nota Platypus looks better with her hair down

Whoa she’s sticking up for herself with her mother

She told Mommy dearest NO!

“oooo”

What is Mimi Cuteness there?

Drinks?

Oh, she’s going out! Living on the wild side.

Maybe Muttering Cuntness will help Nota Platypus relax.

Mother’s calling

So Platypus sees her put drugs in her drink…yet she drinks it?

Alright lets see Nota Platypus trip

Guys won’t come to a ballet show

She’s fucking it up with the guy

Wow, gruesome tale there Nota Platypus

You know for ballerinas they don’t dance to well, she’s seeing herself as the black swan now?

Wow, she’s tripping hard

One would not randomly fall out of a trip like that I think

More masturbation? Nope denied

Mother Dearest  stayed up.

Um….a lot is going on right now, but girl on girl action is happening. Um….Um….

I’ve lost words.

She’s hallucinating during a hallucination okay then…

So that happened….or did not happen?

She’s late

Oh shlit Cuntness is trying to steal her spot for the black swan!

Hey don’t hit the music box! It didn’t do anything to you!

Hallucinations getting worse

Cuntness was made alternate

Nota Platypus is crying to the producer

Producer trying to be supportive and caring

yay more practice?

Dude the pianist is a jerk. He just said he had a life and walked out.

I really should have done a hallucinations count on this thing

No I will not rewatch to do that

This movie is actually kind of boring, it takes to long to get to the “good parts”

Producer having sex with Cuntness?

NO! Winona stop it!

Oh, dang, she’s really far gone if she stabbed Winona

These hallucinations are starting to act like ghosts

Is she haunted

The paintings started freaking out on her.

Feathers are growing out of her back, she’s turning into a swan and she crushed her mothers hand

Mother trapped her in her room

Okay Nota Platypus is getting better. I like her acting like a nut rather then how she was acting.

It’s almost time for her to go on

The big moment…….!!!

Wow she’s on a big red stage with a moon

the swan dress looks pretty

Swan dancers are laughing evilly

OH! He dropped her!

She’ll do better if she has to kill for it….

Hallucinations are taking on Cuntnesses face and then hers

She has finally embraced the black swan

Did she kill Cunnesses?

LOL! Just drag her with the glass why don’t ya?

You’ve gotta get in make up

The black swan looks really badarse 

She’s has officially passed into full on hallucinating

CGI black wings

Now whom seducing whom mister producer

a pink towel will not hide blood.

Who is at the door?

Holy shlit! Cuntness is alive! So who’s blood?

NO BLOOD!!! O.O

What’s going on?!

What the fluck?

Who the fluck?

OH!

She stabbed herself!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She Killed herself!!!!

You know if she would have left that shard of glass in she would have survived. It was blocking the blood flow.

Or you know gotten help when she realized it.

This is almost like the Red Shoes, where she dances herself to death.

Why does no one see the blood on her dress? I mean we can see it

So why can’t others?

Finally the one thing I’ve been waiting for…..

HER DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!! The entire reason I watched the movie was to watch her die!

Her final words are Perfect.

I think her producer might have fallen in love with her actually? Speculation?

The end.

 

So that was the Black Swan, my thoughts, well you saw my thoughts, however I really found it boring up until the hallucinations got worse. Natalie Portman was Nota Platypus if you couldn’t tell and Mila Kunis was Cuntness, or Mumble Cuteness, or Mimi Cutties. To be honest I like Mila Kunis, I just felt like being mean. But I do not like Natalie Portman her acting bugs me. I know a lot of people like her which is good and fine. To each their own, but I think she acts the same way in every movie. Allthough, she is a hella lot better then Kristen Stewart. Or as Daddy likes to call her Constipation girl.

 

Actually, I think this movie would have been better if it had been the Red Shoes. The actress/dancer dies in the end anyway, and that movie/ballet is looking for a remake or a movie adaptation. So, did you like the commentary? What did you think about the movie? Did you have some of the same thoughts? Did you like the movie? If so left me know with a comment. Thank you so much for reading and I hope you have a wonderful night. Toodles!  

 

Openly Yours, 

DanniDarkness

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Hope for Gen 7 in Pokemon

 Goodnight, Readers! Okay that sounds like I’m going to bed, but it’s not evening anymore, is it? What qualifies as Night and Evening in the term of greetings or salutations? Why do most people only say Goodnight when they are going to bed or sleep (those can be different)? Why am I asking these questions? To be honest I don’t know that was just a tangent I guess. Anyway, for this post I want to discuss my hopes for generation 7 pokemon game. I know most of my readers aren’t into pokemon even if they are gamers. That’s fine. But if you are then maybe you can sympathize with my hopes? Plus, I like Pokemon and it’s fun to talk about, so let us delve right into it.

 

Eins: I want to be able to become a Gym Leader. Pokemon should have that option after we beat the Elite Four + Champion we should be given a Gym, if we want it, and be able to custom design our badges and what our Gym can be themed as. Ex: I’d be an Eevee Gym, with a rainbow themed badge. By this point most everyone has gathered quite a bit of money and could possibly do this.

 

Zwei: I wish they’d let gamers to pick their Pokemon Careers such as; breeders, scientists, trainers, and even Evil Team members! Ever since the first game came out, I’ve heard that people wanted to join Team Rocket, or Team Flare (which is the current evil team). It seems like everyone wants this. Why not have it? Fable has it. Pokemon could surely accomplish this.

 

Drie: Legendary breeding! Come on! I want to be able to breed my Xerneas, that way I can has shiny!

 

Vier: Fusion pokemon! That’d be awesome! But unlikely. Fusing pokemon is where one takes a skitty and breeds it with an Moltres; you’ll get Skitres or Molty (hehe). And that thing would probably would look really ugly. But you have a legendary fire pokemon breeded with a “moon” pokemon. The type would be Moon Fire, doesn’t that just sound freaking awesome?

 

Funf: Better Documentation? I’ve seen this one and have heard it suggested, although there is like everything documented. There are walkthroughs on Youtube, Bulbapedia, Seriibi, and many others. It’s the internet EVERYTHING is documented.

 

Sechs: They should allow for more pokemon to be carried. The standard is Six and it hasn’t changed since Generation 1! I’d like maybe 10 or 8. How else am I supposed to train my Eevees all at the same time to make sure they level evenly? Or if they won’t allow more carries, how about easier access? In the Anime on ones pokedex the character could hit a white button to trade pokemon back and forth from the boxes. However, in game, one has to constantly go to the Pokemon centers and log on to a computer and take this entire long process to just get out a different pokemon. That is all way to complicated. Please can we change this?

 

Sieben: More attack slots. Please? I want more than 4 fight slots. Especially if these flucker have to be my HM salves. That sounds bad, but seriously, in every Pokemon game there are these moments throughout the entire game where we need certain moves such as; cut, waterfall, surf, strength, rock smash, flash, and fly. These all take up different slots. Such as my Machoke, Liddel he has Strength and Rock smash, because I need the HM s to accomplish certain missions but only allowed to carry Six pokemon. So I have to cary 4 HM slaves which only leaves me 2 fun pick Pokemon carry room left. This is why having better access to the boxes, more fight slots, and were allowed to carry more than 6 pokemon would make this game a lot more fun and easier to play. I mean the game will already take hundreds of hours for people to get their fill of it, if they do, at least make it easier for us.

 

Acht: The Shiny trait should be genetic. If a Shiny pokemon breeds with a shiny pokemon or a normal one then there should be a 1 out of 50 or 1 out of 1000 chance of having a Shiny born. Why make it so difficult? Game freak knows that Shiny hunting and chaining is what people keep the game for. So why not make it slightly easier to catch? I’d like to be able to catch or breed one shiny! PLEASE!

 

Neun: This is a person hope, I want the Kimonos that Valerie’s followers and Valerie herself wears! I want them so bad. I’d pay any price for them, that way I’d love my outfit so much I wouldn’t want to change….ever!

 

Zehn: More new Types. The Fairy type was awesome, there should be more.

 

Elf: Better Poke balls. We need more master balls or more places we can earn more money so that we can afford to use 60 balls per Legendary. Thank you!

 

Zwolf: Better Shiny Colors. Seriously I cannot tell the difference on Shiny Leafeon and Glaceon. Also why so much green?! I dislike GREEN?! WHY IS THERE SO MUCH GREEN?! Especially in my Eevee family? Stupid green! Stupid shiny colors. Why is a Shiny called a shiny, when it clearly sparkles?

 

Dreizehn: More Mega evolutions and evolutions. I want my Delphox and Rhapidash should have Mega evolutions! And as always there needs to be more eeveelutions.

 

Vierzehn: Easier maps to navigate? That’d be kind a lot taken out of my CHASING AROUND ZAPDOS IN GEN 6! cough Anway, moving on.

 

Actually, that is about all that I can come up with. Besides the mention of color the pokemon better in Generation 7 they looked really pale and hard to tell if they were shiny colors or not. So what do you think about Pokemon? Have you played ever in your life? Ever gotten curious on if you should? Any comments or questions please leave below and I will get to you as soon as possible. Have a good night and thanks for reading. Toodles.

 

Openly yours,

 

              DanniDarkness.  

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Vday Apocalypse

 

 Welcome back readers! So good to see you drop by, now since I posted two blogs last night having nothing to do with Valentine’s day, I will be doing that today! Enjoy! 😀

So yesterday was actually and unexpectedly good day. My fiance and I had not planned to doing anything for Valentine’s day besides sit around and watch controversial movies for couples to watch, and analyze why having such a category was stupid. Apparently, most of the movies were very sexually open or people had cheated. As we watched I could only see why one would be bad to watch however, I found the reasoning stupid and the other I think all couples should watch because it’s saying to leave all of the things that a person did before you in the past. It’s not saying not to ask, but it’s saying not to care. Which my fiance and I have always been more then open about our sexual exploits and ex-s. Neither of us cared about them. Which I say makes a strong relationship. Not everybody will and might act how the protagonist did in the movie towards such things, I’m just glad I didn’t have to put up with it. Anyway, so Vday morning I was just expecting to wake up go get some breakfast then drop by Acme and Mega Replay for some shopping. Nothing special. That is not the surprise I got when I woke up in the morning. Lol. Anyway, after we are up we go to lunch. Go to Acme, I get my Gojira comics, he also get some pretty interesting looking comics. Then we go to Mega Replay I didn’t get anything, he did. So, this is our usual Fridays after not getting out during the week because of school and my campus job, and then something for him to do before his weekend shifts. Then we get me food for the weekend and while we are at Wal Mart, he decides he wants to get me something for Valentine’s day. I’m confused on why, since he hates the day, and I said we wouldn’t celebrate it since I wasn’t feeling like it this year. Holidays are really starting to bare down on me. So he gets us some chocolates to share and lets me pick out a plushie. I find this little red owl with a rainbow stomach, small blue wings, and cute little pink feet, I knew I couldn’t live without him. My criteria for shopping is I do not get anything that I just feel like I cannot live without. Or that my heart really calls too. This is why I can save money easily. Then I see this burlap frog, knowing he’d just love it, so I point it out. Of course he does so I got him that. Then we came back home and watched some more movies. So even though we hadn’t meant to celebrate Vday, I guess we kind of did. Whoops. And all of this during a snow storm xD But it was a really good day so this made me happy. Also really glad that Vday wasn’t set on the 15th (today) otherwise the day would be ruined just by it being a multiple of…..(glares) 5. However, that is for another post, if you want an older blog.

 

How was your Vday? Did you not celebrate? Or are you one of the people that hate the day just because you are alone? Which is a rant I won’t get into. Anway, I hope you all had a good day. Any comments or questions please leave a comment and I will get to you as soon as possible. Thanks for reading! Toodles!

 

Openly yours

 

       DanniDarkness.  

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My Godzilla origins

 Hello, readers. Hehe ^^; still nervous after my last post. I really hope I did not gain major hate for it. I also know that this is my second post of the night, but I thought I’d post something a little more lively after the last one. How about I talk about….Godzilla? Yeah, I just got some really old Godzilla comics that was published by Marvel. These are like the first American Godzilla movies. So far they did better than Zilla (the 1998 USA remake of Godzilla. Toho renamed that creature Zilla and when the creature of Godzilla calls a movie out on it’s shlit you know it’s bad).

Yes, I actually plan on reading all of these and I have issues #1-#24 which are the only issues Marvel did. Dark Horse bought the rights after Marvel and then IDW start publishing their own too. I do not have any of the Dark Horse Godzilla though…I don’t think. The good thing, these might all be first print. Which is like first edition for an actual book, you have one of those in good condition you can get a lot of money. I saw the first issue of Marvel Godzilla at 9.8 points going for $150. I have all 24 what if they are all in the 9.0 points area? That’s some good money right there. However, I like Godzilla and these are very sentimental value on my behalf.

See back when I was just a little crouton my step-grandma would let me watch old monster movie marathons with her. Godzilla used to be my favorite. As was Dracula, but that’s a different post for another time. So, since I don’t get to see her very often Godzilla helps me think of good times with her. I don’t get to see them a lot because she lives like 4 plus hours away. Also, sad to say, I almost cannot stand to be around my Grandfather. Don’t get me wrong I love my Grandpa to death, but he has such an explosive temper and “opinionated”. Being opinionated is good, but Grandpa has something about everything. I wear my hair a certain way, “That doesn’t look good on you”; I read a book that he doesn’t find appropriate (which is all books), “Why does she have to read devilworshiping books”; I wear certain loose pants, “You need to wear a belt with that”. I cannot go down there and do anything and I have to spend hours on clothes to wear otherwise, that is all I hear. For the past few times I planned on going down, I haven’t went. Now I am supposed to go down coming this march and I’m already look for excuses. Now the weathers been bad. And deadlines are coming down for transferring to a different college. Also, mother’s getting remarried so her and I need to get my maids of honor outfit (see I’m a great daughter) and my spring break is about the only point that I have time to do any of this.

So I have a good reason to stay up here.

But I digress. I just only got back into watching the movies after I found Mothra vs. Godzilla and Godzilla raids again at a Mega Replay. I bought those and got back into it. The Zilla movie really disappointed me. Then after a short time getting back into it I hear there is another movie being released here from America. Now I’ve seen the trailers and it looks promising, but then so did Zilla. I just really hope it does great. But I also saw CGI. Sorry, but I’m a real big fan of practical affects. Which is the handmade rubber suits and makeup. So, I hope they took their time, because for me to like CGI it has got to look great, and I mean like it’s real. I guess his doesn’t make sense since I watch B movies like they are normal block buster movies. You know the really bad CGI movies on Sci-Fi (never using the other spelling) yeah I watch those all the time. I blame my other grandma for this. We used to sit down and watch all manners of movies. I mean everything! From silent movies to first talkies to 50’s romantic movies to horror classics. My grandmas and I have watched a lot. This is my addiction to movies.

My addiction to comics….well that’s my own boredom’s fault. I didn’t even get my first comic until like 2 years ago. Nearly 3. I was on a trip to Iowa to see my aunt with mother and as they were thrift shopping I found a comic rack and there were a few that actually looked interesting so I got a few and was hooked. So the fact that Godzilla was also in comics made me extremely happy this means I could take Godzilla with me where ever I went. Except to Grandparents 4 plus hours away from here. Grandpa wouldn’t find it at all appeasing. No, all we do down there is watch westerns or they have me working around the house. Because I’m young and have energy to spare? Thanks.

 

Anyway, thanks for reading. Any questions or concerns? If you have old or B movie (or any other movies for that matter) suggestions leave a comment and I’ll get to you as soon as I can. Thank you for taking time to read this almost pointless blog post. Toodles!

 

Openly Yours,

 

             DanniDarkness.

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WARNING!!! Sensitive material!!

 Guess what day it is?! Guess what day it is! It’s Valentines day!!! And whether you love it or hate it (DON’T COMPLAIN) it is on your mind today; but you know what? I’m not going to talk about Valentines day on Valentines day. Oh no! That’d be cliché; I also bet every single one of you is tired about hearing of it this day. So, instead I am going to talk about something overly depressing and serious. Hold onto yours feels readers, it’s about to get heavy in here.

The other day, I think wednesday. I was discussing with my fiance about children. We both really want them. I want like six. Why? Because I think my legacy will help the next generation of kids. Anyway, while I was talking happily about my cute-future-to-be children, a very sad thought crossed my mind. Or more like an event I’ve read. In the past few years at a skyrocketing rate people have been getting their children taken away, because THEY ARE NOT DOCTRINATING THEM IN AN ABRAHAMIC/CREATIONIST RELIGION. So, I’m like, “Oh, shlit!” That means I’ll either have to move to a place I know doesn’t do that. Which is west coast or flucking scotland! And to add to this thought, my fiances father is a whole religious nut! He’s insane about it. And my own mother is going on a christian binge (I say this because she gets really religious for a few months and then it drops away), but these are two closely familiar people, family members, that would be more then willing to take our children away even if we are great parents just because of Fiance’s lack of religion, and my polytheistic one. Great!

It’s just amazing to think that the woman I went to all of her surgeries, took care of post said surgeries, and watching while she was going through her medical drugs addiction; which caused seizures, black outs, hallucinations, and a strong high. That she would take my children from me. The only child that even talks to her left. The one that has done so much for her and still does. Would do that to her own daughter! It’s heartbreaking! His father I could see because he’s a control freak, he literally makes a motions of putting people under his thumb if he thinks they are below them. Fiance ran away from his home because of this man. But I digress.

These thoughts just broke me. This is the 21st century (right?) yet this can legally still happen? Why? I would never physically, emotionally, or mentally abuse my child. I’m not a pedophile (ew) and I think I’d make a great soon to be parent. I have 10 (still growing) nieces and nephews, whom I have all watched. I’ve changed diapers, made bottles, fed kids, put kids down to sleep, and even gotten up with one of them when they were living at my house and I was still in high school. I’d wake up when that baby started crying immediately which his mother didn’t even do and they were in the same room! So, I will be punished because, “I’m not following a child friendly religion”. Excuse you?! How do you know? Have you ever even done research about my religion that was outside of asking your pastor/priest/whoever? No, I don’t think so. So don’t pass judgment on me, when the Bible has a story about a father nearly sacrificing his son because his god told him too. And this is a story told to children? Great!

Sorry, I apologize I shouldn’t be attacking the religion of anyone, but it’s just a large group that would be willing to do this that I can’t single out just one person. I know I mentioned my Fiance’s father and my mother, but just that the DCFS would do what they said on just the religion fact alone, which means it’s the group. Yet, people that abuse, molest, ignore, and try to kill their kids are just fine or sometimes get away with it? What kind of shlit is that? It’s not fair and cruel to parents that might be terrific at their positions. Can you see why I get upset at the thought of this? I mean just besides the fact that our parents that raised us would pull such a betrayal, but the fact that the state and government would back them up in a court of law. Even though freedom of religion and speech is in the Constitution. Thanks guys. Thanks.

So now I am terrified of having even just one child and letting it be around anyone that might be capable of doing this. Because there is no way, I’ll indoctrinate my child to any specific religion. They will have the knowledge that religion exists and that they have a choice and they can make that choice when they want too. I’m not going to force anything on them. Not ever. Kids are not meant to be programmed, they are meant to flourish and learn on their own time. That’s the beauty of children, they have their whole lives ahead of em. Even though this world is unfair, cruel, corrupted, and down right dangerous. I think that the next generation could change that or the generation after. Children are always changing something, maybe not when we expect them too, but usually when it is needed. Even if my children do not enrich the lives on this planet to a great extent, I know my life would be enriched for having and watching these beautiful souls growing, learning, and the little lives they change just by being friends or meeting. That is what I want for my kids and that’s what I hope that happens. And if it doesn’t I will still love my kids. I love my kids now with every thing I am even before having them. No I am not pregnant either (I hope). I am not saying this in because of some emotional state. That is just how I see children. And the fact that I am so scared of having them because of this bull, makes me very sad. To the point of where I’ve had to fight back major episode of tears. This is not a good thought for a person with really bad depression to think about. This subject has even made me want to go back to counseling. That is how low this thought process has made me. All in about a few seconds of each other of thinking about it. The saddest thing is that I can’t think of a sound solution. The only solution I did come up with is move before I have kids. But the moving a far distance is a whole other story that I’ll get to later.

 

Hehe ^^; sorry I did get really serious there. And kind of angry I apologize if I hurt anyones feelings by getting angry at your religion. I’m sorry. Just know I don’t have anything against people with different religions, I wasn’t meaning to make any person feel bad. I’m sorry. However, if you have comments and concerns about what was talked about in this post I’d love to read them and respond. I do support debate, but not hate. No hate comments or arguments. Keep it civil and we are all peachy keen. Anyway, thank you for taking time out of your night or day to read this. I hope you all had a good day. Toodles.

Openly Yours,

 

     DanniDarkness.   

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Gojira night Movie 2

 

 

Gojira vs. SpaceGodzilla

 

-erm? SpaceGodzilla is that really what they are going to call this monster?

-um? Spinny cortex of dizzy

-SPACE!!!!!

-EXPLOSIONS!

-Title scene cut in half?

-*makes derpy face*

-random drills

-Mechagodzilla?

-If Mechagodzilla is in this, why isn’t his name in the title?

-Is it because they cut the title in half, using widescreen, as is? Or Is he just not that important.

-People meditating in glass triangles?

-I’M LOST!!!

-Project Telepathy?

-WHAT AM I MISSING?! HELP ME!

-Wait? Is this what they were trying to tie in with Godzilla vs. DESTROYAH? When the girl said she didn’t want her powers?

-Why did I accidently switch the sides and watch GVD first? Sigh

-MOTHRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Exposition humans!

-Man with knife stabbing a spider on a mans neck…meanie (poor spider)

-G-Force?

-derp face

-Oh gods! Godzuki (Minilla) looks like a baby green turd again!!

-..why do I think he’s kind of cute?

-random teepee

-Horrible green screen…in SPACE!!

-Flucking earrings!!

-MOTHRA!!!!!!!

-little itty bitty mothra!

-TWIN FAIRIES!! Wow they changed their looks probably because the first Twin Fairies when Mothra was introduced got old. Looked good though.

-Digging holes?..in sand.

-Planting tear gas bombs? WTF?!

-Yeah Godzilla is totally going to die because of TEAR GAS BOMBS!

-..Blood coagulant?

-How does G-force know so much about Godzilla’s weakness?

-ARGH NAKED ARSE!!

-Falling Crystal ball…from SPACE!

-da faq?! IS that what this thing looks like?

-project “T” is for psychics to controll Godzilla?

-That is at least what I’m getting

-Cliched you wouldn’t understand because you’re men line add here

-IS THAT SERIOUSLY WHAT MECHGODZILLA IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE IN THIS MOVIE?!

-Oh gods Godzuki is even more green this time.

-Daw he waved, he wants to play with small fragile human

-DESTROY HER! I mean…play nice now Godzuki.

-STOP HURTING GODZUKI!!!!!

-aww poor baby!

-I’LL END YOU G-FORCE!

-I get way into these dang movies don’t I?

-Here’s DADDY!

-Don’t pick on Godzuki because Godzill will whoop your tush!

-I dislike not being able to swear on this site, but trade off’s right?

-Godzilla stepped on beach

-pink dust everywhere

-you bastards you hurt my Gojira! (amplifier was shot into his back)

-psychics at work

-looks like a diaper on her head or at least panties. Silver ones.

-Oh, no! Coagulant douche is back

-Godzilla is obeying? He’s walking like psychic wanted him too

-Dolls on wires…in SPACE!!!!

-Oh, metal doll isn’t Mechagodzilla, is just a mecha

-SpaceGodzilla looks so goofy

-Military get’s arse handed to them (check Godzilla movie cliché).

-Dumbshlit scientists get impatience and mess shlit up cliché add here.

-Godzilla knew there was a space monster coming in for a landing?

-How?

-Stupid men cliché line add here

-Dang this ones just full of cliché s or at least ones I’m noticing

-Coagulant douchebag’s name is Yuki. Hehe.

-Commando men

-Godzuki meets Spacegodzilla

-Yes! Run Godzuki!

-Wait no Godzuki run! Can’t you tell it’s not your dad?!

-Spacegodzilla is hurting Junior! WAH! O.O

-Here’s DADDY! (swear last time I make that joke).

-Aw poor baby Godzuki!

-Godzilla calling to his son

-Spacedozilla wants Junior to himself?

-then why hurt him

-Daw Godzill is protecting Godzuki.So sweet. NO! Godzuki’s being crystalknapped! Or more like SPACEKNAPPED! DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!

-Psychic staring into ocean, trying to be deep

-love interest blossoms cliché because she’s oh so heartfelt

-Spacegodzilla is even a joke to people in the movie

-explanation is too complicated. Godzilla’s Gcells launched into space after mothra and “evil” mothra fought him in different movie and got put through a black hole and a white whole and then went into mutation chain?

-military wanting to try again, even though we all know they are going to fail again.

-Way to much starring off into the ocean/sunset.

-MOTHRA! Or is it the Twin Fairies as ittybitty mothra?

-Talking about Godzilla’s GoodGoodGood Good vibrations, which are technically downward spiral.

-I can’t love you because you think about hurting to much. Godzilla has feelings like humans. Cliché 1 and cliché 2

-I need to add a cliché count to this

-Also, overacting gauge.

-Revenge plot added to already plot filled movie.

-Military trying to use (kidnapped) Psychic girl to control Godzilla to fight SpaceGodzilla?

-Smarmy guy in jumpers and really long chin

-fat guy not wanting to leave claw machine when SPACEgodzilla attacks. Well he’s more just like fly by.

-Godzilla tracker is gone

-G-force? Again guys?

-Psychic was flipped over

-now is levitating bed? Da Hella?

-This guy just asked what Telekinesis is. How does he not know?

-Space Godzilla—is coming!

-Giggitty?

-Smarmy Scientist is freaking out because SpaceGodzilla is coming to kill him.

-Whoops Smarmy Scientist is dead. Oh well.

-seriously flying crystal turtle looking godzilla is not threatening.

-They are trying the mecha again?

-Yuki looks to old for lady scientist

-he gives her a gold zippo

-psychic gives her man the I’ve basically said I hate you but I am madly in love with you look. Cliché

-mecha looks like a penguin?

-I am going to let the cliché word drop for now because I am pretty sure you are tired of hearing it.

-crystal bodies to take over Tokyo?

-military butting in again so the inevitable kaiju rumble is delayed. It fails

-Godzilla knocks over building

-Yuki still trying to kill Godzilla

-Yuki is ringed

-Whoohoo more Spacegodzilla crystals glowing and screaming

-triumphant battle music with mecha is reminding me of “what a day in london” from Pocahontas 2

-Product placement?

-Spacegodzilla is fly with dancing crystals around him. Pretty

-the flying affect goofy looking.

-Spacegodzilla uses protect! Godzilla’s attack is thwarted!

-Crystal bombs!

-Flying firework crystals!

-That towns a model Arthur: SHH!

-Separation of penguin mecha commence

-Constipation face. I wonder if that’s Kristen Stewart’s ancestor or relative or something?

-Yuki got shot down!

-Godzilla takes down tower? Why was the tower important? I must have missed that

-A boxing match between Godzilla and Spacegodzilla? What did power attacks stop working?

-Hey military why are you shooting Godzilla? He’s helping you out!

-Shoulders crystals have been shattered! Was that something that needed doing?

-Oh, shlit. Godzilla is not happy.

-Yuki still trying to kill Godzilla even though he is still needed to kill Spacegodzilla. Seriously you dumbdickwaffle, stahp it!

-Yuki kamikazes himself and destroys model towers…and doesn’t die! The Hel?

-Psychic doing psychic stuff with her man…did psychic girl just kill Yuki?

-Godzilla walks away like a BAMF after blowing up Spacegodzilla and Mecha Penguin

-So romance man to psychic doesn’t die…and freaking Yuki is still alive…dang it. Someone make a spoof of Godzilla stepping on Yuki just because he deserves it!

-So that’s your explanation movie? That Spacegodzilla was a warning to man kind about the universe being polluted? Wasn’t that what Biollante was for?

-Psychic and Godzilla have a moment? Weird.

-Yuki runs off into the ocean after Godzilla o.O really dude give it up.

-Whoohoo Godzuki is safe! And starts a fire!

-Daw what a good destruction kaiju

-so psychic gets love interest and Ends with Godzilla walking off into the ocean.

 

Dang that is at least a good 4 pages worth of pure at the moment commentary about a movie. I hope you are happy, but actually it was kind of fun. It did help me pay more attention to the movies while I was doing this. Maybe I’ll do more reviews like this. You might not like them and if you don’t then I will turn the notes into paragraph form later on, but for right now. I am going to just post GVSpG and GVD. You tell me what you think based on my thoughts. Would you want to watch it? Since I didn’t comment about editing, voice acting, or quality of the screen, by just what I put down would you watch the Godzilla movies? Anyway that is about it for this post. Toodles.

 

Openly yours,

 

DanniDarkness.  

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Gojira night Movie 1

 

 

Godzilla vs. DESTROYAH!

 

 

-brought back oxygen destroyer. Micro Ogygen

-tying into first movie

-Kids from the original love pair

-Precambrian area life in dirt sample? Hit with oxygen destroyer which makes it mutate

-water eats away at fish at local aquarium (new monster perhaps?)

-godzilla a ticking nuke bomb because of heart

-2 destroyah’s?

-talking to guy selling me this movie and he said Destroyah right and I commented on it he turns to me and said how else is it supposed to be pronounced. I told him I’ve heard people call it Detroyer when that’s not what it says. They think it’s just a typo.

-destroyah looks badass…does that mean there’s 3?

-gets bigger more it…eats?

-Poor tokyo

-Godzilla’s on fire!

-…not really he just looks like lava

-woman to loose powers? Wait what did I miss?

-Adult Godzuki (did I spell that right?)

-Godzilla hot hot reptile. 900 degrees hot that is.

-too much talky not enough Dai Kaiju

-dozens of DESTROYAHS!

-Now one big DESTROYAH!

-Destroyah destroying the city in daylight

-Godzuki (or minilla) wondering around, Godzilla following.

-Godzuki(Minilla) going to fight DESTROYAH!

-Destroyah is a horrible shot. :/

-Minilla takes down Destroyah with nuke breath

-Headbutting competition?

-Yay building destroying and explosions!

-GOJIRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! has arrived

-Destroyah is sucking Minilla’s life away! HURRY PA—wait never mind Godzuki blasted Destroyah’s ass. Dang he grew up to be a big boy.

-Daw Daddy and sons reunion. So cute!…Aw shlit,DESTROYAH IS BACK! And he’s badder then ever.

-Aw shlit he’s got wings!

-Godzilla is to hot for this movie, nearly 1200 degrees.

-Freeze Godzilla at right time.

-Play hammer time maybe he’ll pause when the song does?

-Oh,no! DESTROYAH kidnapped Minilla and dropped him on a building!! bites finger nails What next?

-He blows building up…..

-Dang…

-gasp! GODZUKI NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Godzilla crying….

-Me crying….

-CURSE YOU DESTROYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Rumble time with Ticking Nuke Bomb and Rebirth of the Oxygen DESTROYAH! (no that will never get old, sorry not sorry).

-Which one will destroy the planet themselves and the planet first?

-Ick DESTROYAH’s yellow blood.

-looks like piss

-Miniature DESTROYAHS are attacking.

-Gojira kicked your little crab like red arse DESTROYAH!

-Godzilla giving life to Minilla Or at least tried?

-Godzilla exploding

-DESTROYAH is not done yet?!

-Gojira’s melting!!No!:(

-Did you know that there’s a Wikizilla? I should investigate this.

-1200 meltdown

-being frozen now….*hideous sobbing*

-Gojira sniffles

-They gave him a beautiful death scene though.

-Gojira’s going bye bye.

-Please have a moment of silence for the dead Godzilla

-WHO THE FLUCK IS THAT WOMEN THAT WE KEEP CUTTING TO AND WHY IS SHE IMPORTANT TO THE PLOT?!?!?!

-Godzuki? Is he alive?! GODZUKI!!!!!!

-Now slide show of past movies while rolling credits. Or more like just two scenes from the first movie? Alright then.

 

 

Wow, not as many notes as I thought I was going to put down for this one. Oh well. I enjoyed the movie. It’s about my favorite so far out of the franchise. Except for when Mothra show’s up. I really like Mothra. You might get that out of my next commentary on GVSpG. Also, if you watch this, trying yelling out DESTROYAH ever time Destroyah is on screen, it helps you get more involved and it’s fun to say it with a funny accent. So what do you think on my commentary? Would you watch it? Did you like how I did this? If not leave a comment and I will respond as soon as possible. Toodles.

 

Openly yours,

                 DanniDarkness.

 

 

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Eevee Gym Leader

I’m the Gym leader of SPOILERS!! I guess, somewhat. Meh. 

 Greetings readers! I’ve been on hiatus, why? Because I cannot post anything on my other blogging site. (P.S. This is an old entry, maybe a week old. I finished the game back in January. So that means I got my Umbreon, too. Now just shiny hunting. I’ve found nothing).

 

Anyway, for the past few months, I think starting November; I’ve started playing the Pokemon games. So far I’ve really only played two for a long time, even though I have 4 games to my name. Yellow, is slightly boring and Pikachu isn’t that great of a starter and my Crystal game won’t save. Which I only found out after playing it for 5 to 7 hours straight. Going to bed. Coming back to it, to find…..NOTHING SAVED!! Argh!!! And I had my Cinnamon (Cyndaquil) evolved by this point. So, I cannot finish that one. However, I’ve beaten the story plot, caught the legendaries; birthed, hatched, and evolved all of my Eevees ( which only include Eevee himself, Vaporeon, Jolteon, and Flareon at this point in the gen games) in FireRed. Also, my Charizard is level 94. He’s almost at 100. Then all of my Eevees and Required’s (these are what I call the ones with the TM s such as: Cut, fly, surf, bolder smash, strength, and waterfall). Charizard’s name is Prince. Jolteon’s is Spark. Flareon is Blaze. Vaporeon is Delta. Eevee is Vater (which is German for father).

 

However, I’ve changed the names a little bit in Pokemon X, which I got for my birthday with a Nintendo 3DS (fLuck 2DS it looks goofy and uncontrollable (personal opinion)). I like the game play in X; even though I’ve had to restart thrice over. That was annoying, but I got all 3 Gen 6 starters and all of Gen 1 starters. Plus, working on getting all 9 Eevees. I just evolved my Sylveon this morning. Jolteon, Flareon and Vaporeon were all hatched and evolved last night. Also, I have the guide book so that’s helping, since I’m a noob at this. I think I am going to wait to fill up my pokedex until the pokedex guide book is out….since I have no idea what pokemon really came after 2nd Gen. I know I’ve late especially since I’m a 90’s kid. But I have never really been a gamer. My brothers were the only ones to ever get a game console of any kind in the family. The one I did get, my brother sold because he thought I was on it too much. Even though I was the only one that still got their homework and chores done. I was the one not failing school. And it was either play my Dreamcast or watch TV. I had no “real” friends and it was far to dangerous for me to go outside as a kid. Brother made a lot of enemies as did I (somehow). I guess being fat and an outsider marks a child for bullies and fake ass friends. Anyway, Bro told Mom, Mom never liked me being boyish anyway, so bye-bye Dreamcast (which was given to me by my Daddy and I never saw the money for, gee thanks). I digress though. Pokemon X is a pretty awesome game. My Delphox (who’s name is Gandalf) is level 64 (I think). About the only thing I do not like about the game is that…I cannot control the camera (not the picture taking camera, the camera that shows where I am, especially when I am in Lumiose) that’s annoying and the skates are a little hard to maneuver. Also, I cannot figure out how to take pictures of my Pokemon. I’d love to show you how beautiful they are.

 

Then there is the issue I have with the bad guy, Lysander. Seriously, if someone didn’t guess it from the start I am a little worried about said person. I really don’t like predictability. Why is it ‘always’ the gingers that are singled out for evil? And the price for being in Team Flare, what the ever living Unknown, is that price about? Who can afford that? The members must be all rich. This brings up a thought though. Why haven’t we had a Pokemon game that will actually let the player join the evil group? For the longest time I wanted to be with Team Rocket. Or how about a Pokemon professor or breeder or whatever. Or better yet, let us start our own Gym? I’d love to be a Gym leader! I could be the Eevee Gym leader, since I’m an Eevee fanatic! My gym badge could be a rainbow heart or something like that, since you could totally put the eevees in a rainbow. Or the badge could be made out of Opal! That’d be awesome! Like have us completely design our own Gym, rules and followers. Why can’t this happen?

 

Again I’m off topic. I really don’t know the best pokemon game out there, but that’s because I haven’t played them all. I kind of need my own gameboy advanced to really play all of them. This is something I want to do, yet I need most of the games. Practically all of them. So that’s two things I need. Gameboy advanced (preferably black) and most of the games. LOL! Which games do you think I should try out? Is there a particular favorite of yours? What about favorite and least favorite Gen and Pokemon? Please. PLEASE! Leave a comment or question below, since I enjoy hearing from people. Thanks again for the time you gave to read this. Toodles.

  

Openly yours,

                        DanniDarkness.