Gojira vs. SpaceGodzilla
-erm? SpaceGodzilla is that really what they are going to call this monster?
-um? Spinny cortex of dizzy
-SPACE!!!!!
-EXPLOSIONS!
-Title scene cut in half?
-*makes derpy face*
-random drills
-Mechagodzilla?
-If Mechagodzilla is in this, why isn’t his name in the title?
-Is it because they cut the title in half, using widescreen, as is? Or Is he just not that important.
-People meditating in glass triangles?
-I’M LOST!!!
-Project Telepathy?
-WHAT AM I MISSING?! HELP ME!
-Wait? Is this what they were trying to tie in with Godzilla vs. DESTROYAH? When the girl said she didn’t want her powers?
-Why did I accidently switch the sides and watch GVD first? Sigh
-MOTHRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Exposition humans!
-Man with knife stabbing a spider on a mans neck…meanie (poor spider)
-G-Force?
-derp face
-Oh gods! Godzuki (Minilla) looks like a baby green turd again!!
-..why do I think he’s kind of cute?
-random teepee
-Horrible green screen…in SPACE!!
-Flucking earrings!!
-MOTHRA!!!!!!!
-little itty bitty mothra!
-TWIN FAIRIES!! Wow they changed their looks probably because the first Twin Fairies when Mothra was introduced got old. Looked good though.
-Digging holes?..in sand.
-Planting tear gas bombs? WTF?!
-Yeah Godzilla is totally going to die because of TEAR GAS BOMBS!
-..Blood coagulant?
-How does G-force know so much about Godzilla’s weakness?
-ARGH NAKED ARSE!!
-Falling Crystal ball…from SPACE!
-da faq?! IS that what this thing looks like?
-project “T” is for psychics to controll Godzilla?
-That is at least what I’m getting
-Cliched you wouldn’t understand because you’re men line add here
-IS THAT SERIOUSLY WHAT MECHGODZILLA IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE IN THIS MOVIE?!
-Oh gods Godzuki is even more green this time.
-Daw he waved, he wants to play with small fragile human
-DESTROY HER! I mean…play nice now Godzuki.
-STOP HURTING GODZUKI!!!!!
-aww poor baby!
-I’LL END YOU G-FORCE!
-I get way into these dang movies don’t I?
-Here’s DADDY!
-Don’t pick on Godzuki because Godzill will whoop your tush!
-I dislike not being able to swear on this site, but trade off’s right?
-Godzilla stepped on beach
-pink dust everywhere
-you bastards you hurt my Gojira! (amplifier was shot into his back)
-psychics at work
-looks like a diaper on her head or at least panties. Silver ones.
-Oh, no! Coagulant douche is back
-Godzilla is obeying? He’s walking like psychic wanted him too
-Dolls on wires…in SPACE!!!!
-Oh, metal doll isn’t Mechagodzilla, is just a mecha
-SpaceGodzilla looks so goofy
-Military get’s arse handed to them (check Godzilla movie cliché).
-Dumbshlit scientists get impatience and mess shlit up cliché add here.
-Godzilla knew there was a space monster coming in for a landing?
-How?
-Stupid men cliché line add here
-Dang this ones just full of cliché s or at least ones I’m noticing
-Coagulant douchebag’s name is Yuki. Hehe.
-Commando men
-Godzuki meets Spacegodzilla
-Yes! Run Godzuki!
-Wait no Godzuki run! Can’t you tell it’s not your dad?!
-Spacegodzilla is hurting Junior! WAH! O.O
-Here’s DADDY! (swear last time I make that joke).
-Aw poor baby Godzuki!
-Godzilla calling to his son
-Spacedozilla wants Junior to himself?
-then why hurt him
-Daw Godzill is protecting Godzuki.So sweet. NO! Godzuki’s being crystalknapped! Or more like SPACEKNAPPED! DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!
-Psychic staring into ocean, trying to be deep
-love interest blossoms cliché because she’s oh so heartfelt
-Spacegodzilla is even a joke to people in the movie
-explanation is too complicated. Godzilla’s Gcells launched into space after mothra and “evil” mothra fought him in different movie and got put through a black hole and a white whole and then went into mutation chain?
-military wanting to try again, even though we all know they are going to fail again.
-Way to much starring off into the ocean/sunset.
-MOTHRA! Or is it the Twin Fairies as ittybitty mothra?
-Talking about Godzilla’s GoodGoodGood Good vibrations, which are technically downward spiral.
-I can’t love you because you think about hurting to much. Godzilla has feelings like humans. Cliché 1 and cliché 2
-I need to add a cliché count to this
-Also, overacting gauge.
-Revenge plot added to already plot filled movie.
-Military trying to use (kidnapped) Psychic girl to control Godzilla to fight SpaceGodzilla?
-Smarmy guy in jumpers and really long chin
-fat guy not wanting to leave claw machine when SPACEgodzilla attacks. Well he’s more just like fly by.
-Godzilla tracker is gone
-G-force? Again guys?
-Psychic was flipped over
-now is levitating bed? Da Hella?
-This guy just asked what Telekinesis is. How does he not know?
-Space Godzilla—is coming!
-Giggitty?
-Smarmy Scientist is freaking out because SpaceGodzilla is coming to kill him.
-Whoops Smarmy Scientist is dead. Oh well.
-seriously flying crystal turtle looking godzilla is not threatening.
-They are trying the mecha again?
-Yuki looks to old for lady scientist
-he gives her a gold zippo
-psychic gives her man the I’ve basically said I hate you but I am madly in love with you look. Cliché
-mecha looks like a penguin?
-I am going to let the cliché word drop for now because I am pretty sure you are tired of hearing it.
-crystal bodies to take over Tokyo?
-military butting in again so the inevitable kaiju rumble is delayed. It fails
-Godzilla knocks over building
-Yuki still trying to kill Godzilla
-Yuki is ringed
-Whoohoo more Spacegodzilla crystals glowing and screaming
-triumphant battle music with mecha is reminding me of “what a day in london” from Pocahontas 2
-Product placement?
-Spacegodzilla is fly with dancing crystals around him. Pretty
-the flying affect goofy looking.
-Spacegodzilla uses protect! Godzilla’s attack is thwarted!
-Crystal bombs!
-Flying firework crystals!
-That towns a model Arthur: SHH!
-Separation of penguin mecha commence
-Constipation face. I wonder if that’s Kristen Stewart’s ancestor or relative or something?
-Yuki got shot down!
-Godzilla takes down tower? Why was the tower important? I must have missed that
-A boxing match between Godzilla and Spacegodzilla? What did power attacks stop working?
-Hey military why are you shooting Godzilla? He’s helping you out!
-Shoulders crystals have been shattered! Was that something that needed doing?
-Oh, shlit. Godzilla is not happy.
-Yuki still trying to kill Godzilla even though he is still needed to kill Spacegodzilla. Seriously you dumbdickwaffle, stahp it!
-Yuki kamikazes himself and destroys model towers…and doesn’t die! The Hel?
-Psychic doing psychic stuff with her man…did psychic girl just kill Yuki?
-Godzilla walks away like a BAMF after blowing up Spacegodzilla and Mecha Penguin
-So romance man to psychic doesn’t die…and freaking Yuki is still alive…dang it. Someone make a spoof of Godzilla stepping on Yuki just because he deserves it!
-So that’s your explanation movie? That Spacegodzilla was a warning to man kind about the universe being polluted? Wasn’t that what Biollante was for?
-Psychic and Godzilla have a moment? Weird.
-Yuki runs off into the ocean after Godzilla o.O really dude give it up.
-Whoohoo Godzuki is safe! And starts a fire!
-Daw what a good destruction kaiju
-so psychic gets love interest and Ends with Godzilla walking off into the ocean.
Dang that is at least a good 4 pages worth of pure at the moment commentary about a movie. I hope you are happy, but actually it was kind of fun. It did help me pay more attention to the movies while I was doing this. Maybe I’ll do more reviews like this. You might not like them and if you don’t then I will turn the notes into paragraph form later on, but for right now. I am going to just post GVSpG and GVD. You tell me what you think based on my thoughts. Would you want to watch it? Since I didn’t comment about editing, voice acting, or quality of the screen, by just what I put down would you watch the Godzilla movies? Anyway that is about it for this post. Toodles.
Openly yours,
DanniDarkness.
